I really really needed this wow
i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING
LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS
SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE
Well of course I would see this the day I decide to cut carbs
Once I get rich, I’m buying the chef that cooks these and put him in a dungeon beneath my mansion. Then release him every morning to do his thing.
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship."
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
Giveaway Time: Who Wants A Free Watch?
We’re teaming up with the super rad folks over at Ziiiro to give away their sexy-ass Mercury Black-Ocean timepiece (over a $100 value, son!) to one lucky winner! Follow the rules above and you’re good to go! We can only ship to a U.S. address though, so just keep that in mind.
Also, we’re running this same contest on our semi-new-ish Instagram account, so you should totally go check it out for an extra chance to win.
Good luck, Godspeed, and may The Force be with you, always.